A programmer’s wife tells him “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread.
If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
There’s a band called 1023MB. they haven’t had any gigs yet.
There are only 10 types of people in the world:
those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint and the phone rings he jumps up
shouting “oh shit I forgot to feed the dog”
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
ask them to pronounce unionized.